How did you two meet? Was it love at first sight?
We locked eyes while downing dogs at Pink’s. He approached me and complimented me on my lack of restraint in consuming two cole slaw dogs and onion rings. I took offense but he quickly apologized and said it was a compliment. He stated that women in Hollywood are too scared to eat. How could I not love a man who loves to eat as much as I do?
Oh…and have you seen his penis? That sealed the deal.